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May 23Liked by Mike Solana

“please take back your basic bitch prince. We have an entire industry of worthless fame whores here at home we have to feed, and I’m very much a nationalist in this sense. Our losers eat before your losers eat.”

Haha, prose like this is the reason I flick a few pennies in your general direction each month.

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May 23Liked by Nick Russo

Crazy enough, 20 mins west of the Kia Boys latest crime wave in MD, there was a vape shop robbery 2 nights ago in VA. Crashed into the shop in a stolen Hyundai, stole a whopping $200 of supplies, then sped off in a different stolen Hyundai. https://wjla.com/news/local/bazaar-smoke-shop-robbed-car-drives-into-store-springfield-backlick-road-virginia-merchandise-taken-200-dollars-stolen-vehicle-2013-silver-2019-black-hyundai-elantra-police-investigation-suspects

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What if you were lifting weights and someone was simultaneously screaming at you about your relationship with your father? Best of both worlds?

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> Mad Max driving test

I was imagining something like Twisted Metal (for those unlucky enough to have never played: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twisted_Metal)

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