GoonpocalypseJul 22
pirate wires #143 // xAI’s new artificially intelligent companion (prostitute?), the isolating tendencies of technology, and the absence of a future vision paves tech’s road to hell (and goonbots)
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Age of Balls
pirate wires #145 // DOGE staffer fights off a mob and sparks a national conversation on violence and virtue, the presidential medal of freedom, and celebrating what this country needs — balls
Mike Solana
Aug 21, 2025
Thug life. It was 3AM or so a few weeks back when Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old working with the Social Security Administration in Washington D.C., walked Emily Bryant back to her car after a party, and a small mob attacked them — around ten people, according to police who witnessed the assault. Edward shoved Emily in the driver’s seat, slammed it shu…
Goonpocalypse
Revolution of the BroletariatMay 6
from the christ-like resurrection of america’s frat boy to the chadification of tech, anti-masculinity is over; chad maximalism has arrived
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Golden AgeApr 22
pirate wires #138 // disney’s true legacy is the innovation of the charter city, and america’s path to the golden age begins with the resurrection of his vision
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Slop WorldMar 19
pirate wires #136 // paid influencers, foreign bot armies, and a biblical flood of AI-generated content — how much of our internet is real? and is there any way to save ourselves from slop?
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The Killer Inside YouDec 13
pirate wires #130 // a season of sociopathic justification for a businessman’s assassination from academia, media, and government, the violent reaction it has normalized, and the chaos it foretells
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Moral InversionOct 10
pirate wires #107 // when the good is called evil, and the evil called good: hamas, noble prostitutes celebrating terrorism on social media, a modern faith of total lies, and room for hope
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