Friends, lovers, haters (fans), as these final moments of summer escape us, and the venture capitalists finally return to “work” after their month-long break in Lake Como or the Amalfi Coast or whatever other Disney World-ified “elite” European locale they’ve been hiding in, I’d like to remind you that — in addition to our absolutely legendary Pirate Wires Daily, and our blockbuster Pirate Wires pod — we publish a ton of great longer form work, which you may have missed over the last month or so while you’ve been absconding in the islands with your fellow shithead Bitcoin billionaires. Below, a brief list of all our recent bangers. Welcome back to the real world (and to my masterful, god-mode run-on sentences (Paul Graham could literally never)).

First, and most importantly if I do say so myself, your pirate lord, your billionaire mayor of San Francisco, your friendly neighborhood shitposter, has not been on vacation in Italy. And don’t get used to it by the way, I’m never taking a summer off from aristocratic leisure again. From the wicked (loving) mind of your Original Solana, some good ass bangers:

The Battle of the Billionaires