Mar 28, 2024
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elon announced that tesla will be winding down production of cybertruck — the most polarizing/ambitious/insane vehicle ever created. rest now, you beautiful, ugly giant. i’ll see you in valhalla.
ai slop is getting harder to spot. pangram ceo max spero has a plan.
america invented computers, but we can’t build them anymore. anduril and qualcomm are taking the ‘first step’ toward fixing that.