The New American-Greenlandic Forever PactOct 7
a new deal between denmark, the u.s., and greenland expands american military access, restricts chinese and russian influence, and sets the stage for a new world order
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Tenderloin on the Potomac
in 2023, washington dc saw its deadliest year in over two decades — is it time for the federal government to “take over” the district? a primer on dc home rule
Riley Nork
May 30, 2025
Just a few weeks into his second term, President Trump was speaking to reporters on board Air Force One when he offered a proposal that, on its face, might send your average MSNBC viewer into catatonic shock:
“I think we should take over Washington, D.C.”
Allow me to reassure any readers with ‘In This House We Believe’ signs in their yards — the President wasn’t referring to some kind of January 6th Part 2: Electric Boogaloo situation here. There was no call-to-arms for a viking-helmeted militia, no push for breaching the Capitol Rotunda, no appointment of Big Balls as ringleader of this hostile takeover (you can relax, Scott Galloway).
The New American-Greenlandic Forever Pact
EXCLUSIVE: Pentagon Taps Elon Musk and Palmer Luckey to Plan Future of WarSep 30
‘project meridian’ will reimagine the american military for the year 2100. musk, luckey, and their teams will deliver a report to the public within 120 days.
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Why I Threw a Pro-Data Center PartySep 30
amid rampant data center derangement syndrome, I wanted to throw a house party to celebrate american innovation. then it went viral.
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