
No, We Shouldn’t Ban Waymos Over a CatDec 12
on kitkat, the beloved sf feline who was run over by an autonomous vehicle, and jackie fielder, the pandering sf politician who now wants to ban the vehicles altogether
Nov 15, 2024

The prophecy has been fulfilled: Orange Man took the Orange Pill (or so it seems (I mean the president has his own shitcoin now, I think we’re in the clear)), won the 2024 election, and swept in the most pro-crypto Congress in history. This catalyzed the most significant crypto bull run in years. Now, Washington insiders are considering a strategic Bitcoin reserve. Disgraced dark elf Gary Gensler’s getting sacked (along with all his evil little friends). Infamous fraud Native American nocoin influencer Elizabeth Warren is in shambles, crying somewhere, we imagine. This week, on news we would not be plunged into a crypto dystopia, the price of Bitcoin exploded, hitting an all-time high of over $92k.
But what do the biggest names in tech and crypto see in the run? We asked the smartest Hodlers we know (1) what they think is going on with Bitcoin at the moment, (2) how long the pump will last, (3) their price prediction 12 months from now, and (4) what they think is in store for the future of crypto. Enjoy. — SOLANA