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pirate wires #67 // elon musk vs. team censorship, bird king bromance, and the future of twitter

Get in, loser, we’re buying Twitter. A flash of lightning, a crack of thunder, and our nation of the too-online looked up in horror and excitement — Elon Musk had once again done something.

Monday, a regulatory filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission revealed the billionaire Shitposting God of Silicon Valley, who just weeks ago teased news co…