Woke 2 Aug 13
pirate wires #162 // “woke 1 was crazy,” revolution in the democratic party, and how to talk to normie libs (or partisan hacks) who think “the DSA is just like trump”
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Hot Girl Wears Denim, Fourth Reich Imminent
a hot girl on a billboard triggers world war three — backlash against "the nazi," counter-backlash against the woke lunatics, and why, in 2025, must everything always mean something that it doesn't?
Kat Rosenfield
Jul 30, 2025
The most controversial ad of 2025 begins with actress Sydney Sweeney, wearing a denim jacket and with her blonde hair tumbling loose over her shoulders. She's gazing directly into the camera with a faint smile. "My body's composition is determined by my genes," she says, as the camera begins to pan downward — revealing that Sweeney's body is composed of, conservatively, 150% breasts. Then comes the gentle correction: "Hey, eyes up here," she scolds, even as the smile lingers, still visible behind the campaign tagline that materializes in the foreground. It reads:
SYDNEY SWEENEY HAS GREAT JEANS.
Woke 2
Inside the Coke-Fueled Rise and Fall of VICEAug 4
the company didn't die because of investors, sexual harassment charges, or going 'woke' — it died because our founder stopped believing in the product that made us famous
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'Luigi's the Most Beautiful Person': Dispatches from the Mangione MusicalAug 3
a new musical based on the life of luigi mangione seeks to 'interrogate' political violence — the audience celebrated it
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