
OpenClaw Ruined My LifeApr 23
I decided to take a risk and give ai the keys to my text messages, tinder, and polymarket account... and it made 19 cents (but also pissed off my mom)
Mar 13, 2025

Sarah Constantin is an AI and science researcher. Early in her career, she was a deployed computational engineer at Palantir, and she later founded a company to research human lifespan extension technologies. She's now a program officer at Renaissance Philanthropy funding AI tools for advanced math research. Today in Pirate Wires, Constantin imagines six creative, genuinely useful applications for LLMs that go far beyond "a chatbot, but better."
This piece was originally published in Constantin's Substack, Rough Diamonds.