
Apple Should Make LampsSep 10
and washing machines. and printers. and anything besides thinner iphones.
Jun 2, 2023
Good news for the Pirate Nation: we’re expanding the “Tuesday Report” into a bi-weekly update, which we’ll deliver Tuesday and Thursday in a similar manner. Welcome to the Pirate Wires Morning Report. In addition to the MR, we’re still sharing the White Pill every Saturday morning, an original banger from yours truly every other Friday — which I’ll send from “Mike Solana” to help you better sort your inbox — and a wide variety of fire guest reporting from the intersection of technology, politics, and culture.
Empire rising. Tell your friends (seriously though, Jeff Bezos inspired me, and I would also like a statue of my hot lover on my next megayacht — tell them, tell everyone goddamnit).
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