
How California Turned on its Own CitizensJan 25
california’s government is, increasingly, in business for itself rather than for its citizens. what does this mean for the people who live there?
Apr 15, 2026

Long podcast hours and detailed Pirate Wires investigations have been spent litigating the topic of whether or not Brigitte Macron secretly has a fleshy baguette tucked away in her pants.
But another spouse of a high-profile politician in the Western world chooses to be more forthcoming…
Jennifer Siebel Newsom, wife of California’s dyslexic-in-chief, Gavin, is admittedly not a lady. On paper at least.
In Sacramento, the governor’s better half chose “First Partner” as her official title, foregoing the traditional First Lady designation in order “to send a signal of inclusivity” and “to elevate the importance of partnership and the need for, and benefits of, a caring, inclusive government.”
Sound like the type of nonsense word salad you might find on a college’s diversity brochure? Well buckle the hell up, because flowery “inclusivity” bullshit is… kind of Jen’s whole MO.